Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5400-J (?)
- SCP-5400-J is a joke SCP that appears to be a highly classified document, but its true anomalous property is that it prevents anyone from actually accessing the information within it. When a user attempts to view the file, they are met with a "WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/5400-J CLASSIFIED" message, followed by a prompt to "Enter Credentials." Any attempt to proceed, regardless of input, results in an "Insufficient clearance" message and a rude dismissal, effectively making the document itself the anomaly by perpetually denying access to its supposed contents.
- Cydonia (Mars) (?)
- Cydonia is a region on Mars that gained significant public attention due to the "Face on Mars," a two-kilometer-long mesa that, in early Viking 1 images from 1976, appeared to resemble a humanoid face due to specific lighting and viewing angles. While initially dismissed as a trick of light and shadow, this feature fueled speculation about ancient Martian civilizations. However, subsequent high-resolution imagery from missions like Mars Global Surveyor and Mars Express confirmed that the "Face" is a natural geological formation, an example of pareidolia, where the human brain perceives familiar patterns in random data. The region itself, named after an ancient city on Crete, is characterized by mesa-like features, small hills, and intersecting valleys, located in Mars' northern hemisphere.